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Dream big or go home, right? 💸🚀🤣
17 Funny investment quotes
To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.
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When copy-pasting became an Olympic sport, venture capitalists were like, "Hold my money!" 🤪💸✨
Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.
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When you realize your crypto investment is the financial version of "I can't believe it's not butter!" 🧈😂🚀
Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
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All that time and effort, but at least you'll be rich… in tomatoes! 🍅💰😄
I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.
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Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.
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"Whoever said you can't spell crypto without 'cry' must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze"
If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.
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🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆
A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
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"A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!"
There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.
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"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"