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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
75 Funny regret quotes
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
Commentary:
Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.
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When I look in the mirror and see my evil twin running the show 😂🤷♂️ #AlternateUniverse 🌌
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.
Commentary:
Waking up feeling like a detective piecing together last night's dreams! 🕵️♂️💤🧩
It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.
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When Sunday Funday turns into Sunday Scaries by 8 p.m.! Guess the couch won today 🍕🛋️😅
Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.
Commentary:
Relatable! Vented to my cat once, now he's plotting world domination. 😹🤦♂️ #Oops
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
Commentary:
Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
Commentary:
When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
Commentary:
In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆