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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.