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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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