88 funny means quotes - Wordgag

I’m trying to be less condescending. I bet you don’t even know what that means.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

May 30, 2026

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

May 30, 2026

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

May 30, 2026

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

May 30, 2026

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

May 30, 2026

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

May 30, 2026

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

May 30, 2026

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

May 30, 2026

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

May 29, 2026

Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.

May 29, 2026

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

May 29, 2026

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

May 29, 2026

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

May 29, 2026

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

May 29, 2026

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

May 29, 2026

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

May 29, 2026

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

May 29, 2026

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

May 29, 2026

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

May 29, 2026

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

May 29, 2026

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

May 29, 2026

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

May 29, 2026

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

May 28, 2026

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

May 28, 2026

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

May 28, 2026

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

May 28, 2026

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

May 28, 2026

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

May 28, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

May 27, 2026

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

May 27, 2026

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

May 27, 2026

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

May 27, 2026

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

May 27, 2026

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

May 27, 2026

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

May 27, 2026

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

May 27, 2026

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

May 27, 2026

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

May 27, 2026

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

May 27, 2026