Commentary:
Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮
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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.
New funny quotes ✨
9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.
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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.
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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.
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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?
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