Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again. I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.
