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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canโ€™t swim.

Playful quote about astrology and cows, blending humor and absurdity.

Commentary:
Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒž Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฎ


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