funny swim quotes - Wordgag

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

May 23, 2026

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

May 22, 2026

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

May 22, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 21, 2026

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

May 20, 2026

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

May 20, 2026

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Mar 31, 2026

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Mar 31, 2026