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That moment when you're time traveling through eternity using either a microwave minute or someone else's phone theater ๐๐ฑ๐ฟ
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This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.
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Guess they found the cheat code to upgrade from "meh" to "LOL" mode! ๐๐ฎ๐ฉโ๐ผๅ็บงๆๅ๏ผ
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! ๐๐ช๐งโโ๏ธ
Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say sheโs been working longer than Iโve been alive.
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Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐๐
The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.
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When micromanagers get promoted, I assume their new title is "Chief Anxiety Officer" ๐ค๐๐
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
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"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! ๐พ๐ธ๐ฐ๐คฆโโ๏ธ"
The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! ๐
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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.
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Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday ๐ค๐ธ
No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.
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Plot twist: I got promoted from passive spectator to chief schemer ๐๐โจ
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! ๐๐ #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode