Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? 🤔 Looks like the mirror is just trying to leave its mark in this world! 😂🖐️ Remember, fingerprints are the mirror’s way of saying “I’ve been touched by greatness!” 🔍✨

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