Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Commentary:
🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a ‘Pit Stop Package’, booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: “5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿” #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫

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