29 funny mirror quotes - Wordgag

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

May 23, 2026

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

May 23, 2026

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

May 23, 2026

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

May 22, 2026

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

May 21, 2026

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

May 21, 2026

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

May 21, 2026

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

May 20, 2026

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

May 20, 2026

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

May 20, 2026

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

May 20, 2026

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

May 20, 2026

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

May 19, 2026

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

May 18, 2026

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Apr 1, 2026

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Apr 1, 2026

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Mar 30, 2026

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Mar 30, 2026

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Mar 30, 2026

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Mar 30, 2026

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Mar 29, 2026

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Mar 29, 2026

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Mar 28, 2026

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Mar 28, 2026

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Mar 28, 2026

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Mar 28, 2026

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Mar 27, 2026

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Mar 27, 2026