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This is me perfecting the art of wall-staring while dodging productivity one epic gaze at a time! 🎨🛋️
22 Funny wall quotes
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?
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Trying to give my mirror a performance review, but it just ghosted me! 😅📸✨
The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.
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Wait, did I just unlock a secret phone-hurling skill? 📱➡️🧱😅
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!
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"Guess my neighbor is my new rhythm section! 🪕🥁 #CollabGoals"
Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.
Commentary:
"Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"
Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.
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Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧
Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
Commentary:
"Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"
It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"