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โ€œGen Z is having less sex.โ€ Itโ€™s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, youโ€™re invited to the cookout.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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I hate Valentineโ€™s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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