Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Monday heard I was smiling and said, 'Not on my watch!' 😂⏰ #MondayBlues #BringOnTheCoffee" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness. Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet. I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness. This Monday has Monday written all over it. I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.