More candlelight, less gaslight, babe. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your relationship advice takes a romantic turn ššÆļøāØ #MoodLighting Related funny posts š¤ I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out. What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others. Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down. Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that Iād never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend. If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.