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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”