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Humorous text about eagerly retiring to leisurely annoy commuters with slow driving.

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Commentary:
Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk πŸ˜‚πŸš—πŸ’¨πŸ•–

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 6, am, around, delay, drive, driving, early, early morning, humor, i, late, leisure, morning, retire, retirement, slow, slow drive, tardiness, wait, work, work delay on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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