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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
28 Funny scrolling quotes
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.
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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
Scrolling should count as cardio.
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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.
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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱