My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Throwing a retirement party for my heart and mind—please bring snacks! 🎉💔😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries. If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV). Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.