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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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