May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! š¹š Related funny posts š¤ I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs. Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.