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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
193 Funny memory quotes
“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”
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When your brain decides it just wanted some cardio 🤔🏃♂️ #MysteryTrips 🚪😂
For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.
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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.
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Still trying to figure out why I’m standing in the garage singing Spice Girls songs at full volume. 🎤🕺🔧
I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”
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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
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Why invite anyone else when you can surprise yourself multiple times a day? 🎉🤔🙃
How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?
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Trying to remember phone numbers now feels like trying to download a huge app on a phone with zero storage space 😂📞📱
I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.
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Reminiscing about the good old days when I was a twinkle in my grandma's eye 😆✨ #ThrowbackThursday
Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?
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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping