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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
15 Funny toast quotes
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.
Commentary:
"Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"
Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.
Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.
Commentary:
"Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥"
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.
Commentary:
Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!
No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.
Commentary:
"Oh là là, even the toast is feeling fancy today! 🇫🇷 Who knew toast could have such an elegant identity crisis? 😂 Maybe it's time to start a toast revolution! Vive la toast française! 🥖✨"
Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.
Commentary:
"From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"
Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?
Commentary:
Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞