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Humorous text highlighting a playful take on life's first blunder.

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Commentary:
Looks like my life's GPS got stuck on 'recalculating' ever since! 🚼➡️🌀🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birth, humor, leaving, life, mistake, womb on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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