My first mistake was leaving the womb. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my life's GPS got stuck on 'recalculating' ever since! 🚼➡️🌀🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs. You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic. I love when people find out I meant every word I said.