Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.
  • The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.
  • It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.
  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
  • How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?
  • Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.