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🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
50 Funny act quotes
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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That's the kind of kindness that deserves a standing ovation! 👏🤐😄
Every watermelon purchase is an act of radical optimism.
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Buying a watermelon is basically signing up for the fruit lottery and hoping you win the sweet jackpot! 🍉🎟️😂
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.
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When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅
At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.
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Defying the laws of age one nap at a time! 😂🕺🥳
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨