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When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅
46 Funny act quotes
At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.
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Defying the laws of age one nap at a time! 😂🕺🥳
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨
For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.
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Is leaving their number on a missing persons report still too much? 📞🤔❤️
I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.
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Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! 🎬😂📚
Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence is golden, and I'm basically Fort Knox! 😂🤐💰
A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.
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Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! 😂⏳