My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If life was a TV show, my character would be 'Weekend Watcher' – Always waiting for the grand season finale called Saturday!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.
