Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ has downloaded:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง has downloaded:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

My optimism doesnโ€™t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When you realize that your life motto is 'snack first, awkward encounter later' ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜… Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!" ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿคช



Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated