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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Funny quote about mistaken identity, highlighting witty humor and political satire.

Commentary:
๐Ÿคฃ "Well, it sounds like you nailed the 'doing nothing' part perfectly! Maybe next time try impersonating a more active profession, like a squirrel hoarding nuts ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ or a cat napping in the sun ๐Ÿฑ. Good luck dodging the long arm of the law, my politically inert friend! ๐Ÿš”"


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