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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Is this art or trash?

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I probably think this song is about me.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.