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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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