My plant is drunk, itโs growing in the wrong direction. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! ๐น๐ฟ Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? ๐ #DrunkPlantTroubles Related funny posts ๐ค Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant. The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Just once Iโd like to buy a house plant that didnโt have the lifespan of a soap bubble. How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? Youโre from outside. Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.