My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through. Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong. Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.
