Home is where you trust the toilet seat. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Home is where you trust the toilet seat… and hope the floor isn't too cold in the middle of the night π π½ #TheStruggleIsReal" Related funny posts π€ Home is where you trust the toilet seats. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.