Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
  • Don’t hate me, date me!
  • Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
  • God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”
  • In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!