Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
  • “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?
  • People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
  • Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
  • The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.
  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.