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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Making waves on X:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Trending via Facebook:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Making waves on Facebook:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Breaking via TikTok:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Just landed via Facebook:

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

Making waves on TikTok:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Funny quote about self-awareness and hidden talents, playful and witty in tone.

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25 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up alive again.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Just landed via Threads:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Going bananas on Slack:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Seen just now on Slack:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Shared recently on Discord:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Trending via Slack:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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