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Don’t hate me, date me!

Don’t hate me, date me!

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"Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, date, dating, dating advice, flirting, hate, humor, love, me, playful, relationship on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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