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“Who needs hate when you can have cold, hard cash being thrown your way? 💸💸 Keep the negativity and show me the money instead! 🤑 #MoneyOverHate”
Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!
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Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law’s response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals