My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.