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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Humorous text about trusting someone who eats nonstop but stays slim.

Commentary:
"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅ— Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods ๐ŸŒŸ or they're secretly an undercover food magician. ๐ŸŽฉโœจ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿญ"


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