Commentary:
Who knew Homer was just writing the first culinary critique—those guys really went whole hog on bad decisions! 🐷🍽️😅
193 Funny eat quotes
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
Commentary:
Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
Commentary:
Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
Why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat?
Commentary:
Stomach: "Nah, I’m on a strict vocal workout routine!" 🎶😆🍔
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
Commentary:
This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
Commentary:
Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
Commentary:
This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
Commentary:
Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
Commentary:
I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔