Commentary:
Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
188 Funny eat quotes
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
Commentary:
Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
Commentary:
Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
Commentary:
I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”
Commentary:
When "Eat, pray, love" turns into "Scroll, snack, overthink," you know it's time for a WiFi detox and snack intervention! 🍕📱🤔
“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”
Commentary:
Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? 😆🔍🥬
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
Commentary:
Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife