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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
191 Funny eat quotes
Why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat?
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Stomach: "Nah, I’m on a strict vocal workout routine!" 🎶😆🍔
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻