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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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