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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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