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  • Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
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  • You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.
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