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  • Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.
  • Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.
  • I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
  • January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.