39 funny stupidity quotes - Wordgag

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

May 26, 2026

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

May 26, 2026

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

May 25, 2026

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

May 25, 2026

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

May 25, 2026

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

May 25, 2026

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

May 25, 2026

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

May 24, 2026

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

May 23, 2026

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

May 23, 2026

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

May 23, 2026

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

May 22, 2026

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

May 22, 2026

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

May 22, 2026

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

May 21, 2026

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

May 21, 2026

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

May 20, 2026

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

May 20, 2026

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

May 19, 2026

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

May 19, 2026

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

May 19, 2026

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

May 19, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

May 18, 2026

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Apr 1, 2026

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Apr 1, 2026

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Apr 1, 2026

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Apr 1, 2026

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Apr 1, 2026

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Apr 1, 2026

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Mar 30, 2026

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Mar 30, 2026

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Mar 30, 2026

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Mar 30, 2026

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Mar 30, 2026

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Mar 30, 2026