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When you listen to an album for the first time, it's like trying to dance to a song in a language you don't understand 😂🎶🤔
Tag Archives: 63 Funny listening quotes
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?
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When their brain is still al dente 🤔🍝🧠
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?
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Turning my cactus into a therapist 🌵🤖 "Tell me all your problems, I'm all ears… and spikes!"
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.
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When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂