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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Making waves on Discord:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Just landed via Reddit:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just shared via Instagram:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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61 shares on YouTube this month:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

64 shares on Threads this month:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Making waves on Instagram:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Live now on Pinterest:

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Making waves on Messenger:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Spotted on Facebook:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Live now on Instagram:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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