12 Funny phrase quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! ☕😅🚨"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

  Commentary:
  Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

  Commentary:
  Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic preface to a statement that almost guarantees it'll be taken the wrong way! 🤣 It's like saying "brace yourself for offense!" 😂 "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm about to unintentionally offend you" – works every time! 🤷‍♂️ #0PercentSuccessRate

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

  Commentary:
  "Every time I say 'no worries', just know that my brain is over-flowing with a lively parade of worries, anxieties, and random thoughts 🙃 Some call it multitasking, I call it a chaotic mess 💭 #SoManyWorries #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the lost art of "boom shakalaka"! 🤩 Back in the day, that phrase was like a mic drop before mic drops were cool. Now, it's just another relic from the glory days of epic expressions. Bring back the "boom shakalaka" vibes, folks! 💥🕺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

  Commentary:
  😂🎄 "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' ❄️ Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!"

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