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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
62 Funny phrase quotes
Peak adulthood is when you start using the phrase ‘they done lost their damn mind’ regarding prices at the grocery store.
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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
Phrases that must be retired immediately: “Was not on my bingo card.”
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Looks like my bingo card finally retired from active duty this year 🎱🚫👵
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.
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Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! 😂🤔🙅♂️
“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
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Oh yeah, "I'll see" is the ultimate RSVP for the socially averse 😂🚫🙅♂️
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨