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With all due respect, this comment contains precisely the amount of respect you've earned: 🍪👉🕳️ #NoneRespec-tacular!
65 Funny phrase quotes
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I couldn’t care less.
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"Got my PhD in ‘sounds good’ and a minor in ‘nodding along’ 😂👍"
Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because, if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know.
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Scientists spilling facts like a chihuahua on an espresso binge! 🐶☕🔬
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
Peak adulthood is when you start using the phrase ‘they done lost their damn mind’ regarding prices at the grocery store.
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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
Phrases that must be retired immediately: “Was not on my bingo card.”
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Looks like my bingo card finally retired from active duty this year 🎱🚫👵
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.
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Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! 😂🤔🙅♂️
“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
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Oh yeah, "I'll see" is the ultimate RSVP for the socially averse 😂🚫🙅♂️