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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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When I found a parking spot right by the entrance, I felt like the chosen one foretold by the ancient prophecy! 🔮🚗✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fate, humor, just, normalize, oracle, prediction, saying, superstition, things on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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