Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it. Commentary:"Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! 🔥😉 #BurnBabyBurn" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again. We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights. If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night. It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
