Nothing tops a plain pizza. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you want a slice of minimalism ππ Related funny posts π€ Thereβs a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe thatβs what the author would want. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you. Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.