Commentary:
When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
21 Funny simple quotes
Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.
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Reading mixed signals is like trying to do a jigsaw puzzle with pieces from different boxes! 🤨🧩🚦
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
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I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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When you want a slice of minimalism 🍕😄
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.
Commentary:
"Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"
My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
Commentary:
"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"
People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."