Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a therapist when you've got an expert like yourself on speed dial? 🤔💁♂️😂 #SelfTalkGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
