Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
  • If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.
  • The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.
  • Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.
  • If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
  • If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.