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  • Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
  • I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
  • Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
  • Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.
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  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.