39 funny self-talk quotes - Wordgag

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

May 21, 2026

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

May 21, 2026

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

May 20, 2026

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

May 19, 2026

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

May 19, 2026

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

May 19, 2026

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

May 19, 2026

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

May 18, 2026

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Apr 1, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Apr 1, 2026

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Mar 31, 2026

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Mar 31, 2026

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Mar 31, 2026

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Mar 31, 2026

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Mar 30, 2026

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Mar 30, 2026

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Mar 30, 2026

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Mar 30, 2026

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Mar 29, 2026

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Mar 29, 2026

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Mar 28, 2026

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Mar 28, 2026

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Mar 28, 2026

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Mar 28, 2026

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Mar 28, 2026

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Mar 28, 2026

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Mar 28, 2026

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Mar 28, 2026

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Mar 27, 2026

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Mar 26, 2026

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Mar 26, 2026

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Mar 26, 2026

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Mar 26, 2026

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Mar 26, 2026

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Mar 25, 2026

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Mar 25, 2026

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Mar 24, 2026

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Mar 24, 2026