On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
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"Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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