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"Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

72 shares on Slack this month:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

72 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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