52 Funny cool quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

  Commentary:
  Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨

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  6 days ago

  Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

  Commentary:
  😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Cool times create cool guys.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"

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