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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals
82 Funny cool quotes
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.
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Cooling seats: Because no one likes their shorts becoming a mini sauna! 🥵❄️🚗
Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.
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Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕
(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.
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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.
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Trying to find NYC's flaws is like searching for a Wi-Fi signal in a basement—good luck with that! 🗽😂📶
It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
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Imagine the commentary track on those near-miss highlights… 🤔🎬💀
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆