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Getting ready to turn my living room into a five-star panic resort! 😅🏃♂️💨
173 Funny anxiety quotes
Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?
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When your anxiety insists on the night shift, but you're just trying to dream of happy llamas 🦙😴🌜
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.
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When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.
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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.
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Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪
Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.
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When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭
I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.
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Sounds like you've got a highly detailed nighttime drama series running in your head! 🌙🛌📚
Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.
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When you hit send and immediately enroll in a witness protection program 🤦♂️😂📲